my fav swimming boys
“Lolita is famous, not I. I am an obscure, doubly obscure, novelist with an unpronounceable name.”
— Vladimir Nabokov (via observando)
How i answer the phone
(Source: 2000ish, via ruinedchildhood)
(Source: gold-kushkloudz, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
"how would you describe yourself"
(Source: unperceptible, via manda)
made it for him :)
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When he says “really” ;’)
Never leave this un-reblogged
my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry
this is how i want my parents to react
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
(Source: billycraplan, via isabelisthename)
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via laugh-addict)
Funny Stuff you like?
where the fuck is the bartender
(Source: stepanda, via umbreonly)
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
I'd break into your house just to pet your dogs