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Mga panget lang ang takot tumaba.
Kaya kain lang ng kain hangga’t buhay pa.
tumblr, baby, you lookin’ fine tonight
"Condoms don’t fit me."
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Maybe Squidward doesn’t wear pants because his dick is on his face.
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i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin
One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better
Before you get emotionally invested in me, just know that I’m fucking crazy and I’ll probably say some asshole-ish things and then cry when you get mad at me and I have emotional breakdowns all of the time.
I'd break into your house just to pet your dogs