Funny Stuff you like?
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How I Met Your Mother, 2005-…
when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours
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“All you need is a twenty in your pocket and a bus ticket. All you need is someone on the other end of the map, thinking about the supple curves of your body, to guide you to a home that stretches out for miles and miles on end.”
— “Here’s What Our Parents Never Taught Us,” Shinji Moon (via exoticwild)
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I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.
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sometimes i forget im a real person
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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Reblog if you can speak more than 1 language.
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I'd break into your house just to pet your dogs